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Greetings From Your Future Mars Minister

Hello World

It has come to our attention that Earth has fallen well short of producing its yearly quotia of a liquid you call "milk". I, Zog, the Minister of Agriculture in Mars, will be arriving on your planet with our advanced time-traveling technology within the week along with my herd experts to take command of your "farms."

Do NOT fear. I have the highest expectations for a smooth transition from your current production of the creatures you call "cows" to our beloved Mars. The future of the galaxy's hinges on Earth's ability to meet its "milk" quotia, and I will do all in my power to make you the most productive source of "milk" in the universe.

I have studied your history extensively and feel that I am the best candidate for the position of Minister of Mars. I look forward to placing a statue of your leader, Maxim A. Bailey, in every home to bring you joy.

sincerely,

Zog, Minister of Mars

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